#991 Shitty haircuts
I recently had a mop for a head of hair, but had it chopped off last night by a horrid barber. I’m not going to be slanderous and mention the person of this person’s employer, but I’m never going back there again. I think I should have begun running out of the place when the barber said, right before starting with me, “we’re going to hurry up and make this really quick, so I can get something to eat“. This isn’t what I wanted to hear, just as you’d rather not hear this from your anesthesiologist or rabbi giving you a bris or even the guy at the deli fixing your BLT. Other things you don’t want to hear from any of these people include “whoops“, “shit“, “sorry“, “I hope that didn’t hurt too much“… you get the idea. Anyway, at least it’s Winter, and I can get away with wearing a beanie or wooly cap without being mistaken for trying to be “hard”.
And no, I’m not including a picture of the after; writing this should be enough evidence why.