1000 Awful Things

I have this great feature, where at night and in the morning none of my laptops (not my phone) can connect to my wi-fi either because

1. A connection cannot be made
2. It doesn’t recognize the password (that hasn’t changed in two years)
3. The signal is low

I’m surprised I was able to even publish this — I’m probably on my neighbors network.  Gooooooooooooooooooo Time Warner Cable and Internet!